Zatte Vrienden Punt NL

[christiania]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How
long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
replies.

Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your bum, didn't
it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even
walk again.

Stupid, stupid, man.

[Xander]

vrouwen....

[reetwol]