Willie2 Zatte Post Master
Geregistreerd op: 19-9-2004 Berichten: 1030 Woonplaats: New York
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Geplaatst: Donderdag 23 December, 2004 9:27 Onderwerp: Vrouwen? |
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the floors. However - there is a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down - except to exit the building.
So... a woman goes to the shop to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids & are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm, much better" she says, "but I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking AND help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting, BUT there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework AND have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what is awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads...... Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day. |
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